My son Johnny
Wanted a Pony
So I bought him a frog
But he died like my dog

Now Johnny is gone
And so i my dog
And all I got left
Is this damn hopping frog

I went to the bar
In my pick-up truck car
To git me a drink
And jist sit and think

You won't believe what i seen
At the bar was Marlene
With my friend Hank
He smells like a tank

Now Marlene is gone
And so i my dog
And all I got left
Is this damn hopping frog

I picked up a gun
Hank started to run
But he tripped on my frog
Now he's dead as a log

Now Hank is gone
And so i my dog
And all I got left
Is this damn hopping frog

I headed home in my truck
But of all the bad luck
There was a turtle in the road
That was allied with my toad

Now my truck is gone
And so i my dog
And all I got left
Is this damn hopping frog

And then the frog croaked - damn